Shopping fail

I posted a couple hours ago (find it right HERE or possibly below) and told you all how I had no food (and no life) because I'm not at work cooking/eating pizza.  Fortunately, I've gone grocery shopping since then!!!! :D

I wasn't even going to go.. I was actually planning on starving all night just so I could remain lazy, but I discovered a Redbox movie that was a couple days overdue and I was very determined to return it before 9:00 before they could charge me more money.  That's how I ended up at Walmart, buying things I don't need.

Here's what I bought:;:;:

• 2 boxes of cereal
• 1/2 gallon of milk
• Yogurt
• Diet coke and lemonade (not pictured because I didn't feel like carrying them inside)
• Applesauce
• Weird orange Mexican soda (??)
• A chocolate bunny

Wow, that's a shopping fail if I've ever seen one.
I guess the cereal and applesauce and stuff is normal, but I don't even really know why I acquired the orange soda stuff.  Umm.. I don't know.

I think that whenever I go shopping then I go into some sort of magical trance that looks like I got hypnotized by Kaa from The Jungle Book or something.

 

 And then I walk around for a good half hour and add things to my cart, regardless of their relevance.

Today I added wine glasses to my cart.  It took a good three or four minutes for me to realize that,
1) I don't drink wine,
2) I don't have money to spend on wine glasses, and
3) I have absolutely no reason to ever need wine glasses.
So I put those back.
LJ fail.

As for the beautiful chocolate bunny pictured, I have an actual explanation.
Chocolate bunnies are probably my second favorite food in the entire world, right after ice cream.
They're lousy though, because I have to wait all dang year to be able to eat them.  So from February 15 until a week after Easter, I cram those little things down my face like it's nobody's business.
He looks a bit like a horror movie bunny in this picture;;

 

Here's me destroying him!!!  Muah ha ha! >:D

 



He was tasty. :)
If I were not a poor little college student, I'd buy a chocolate bunny for everyone who reads my blog! :)
If I were super duper rich, I'd buy a chocolate bunny for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!! :D:D

Have the best day ever.
<3/LJ

Mystery package in the mail

Hey guys.
How is your day?
Since I am not there to hear your response, I'm going to assume that your day is incredible.
I'm glad you're having an incredible day. :)
So am I.
My first day of work went well yesterday, and although I got home quite late (actually early in the morning) it was quite enjoyable.  I'm feeling less sick today, but instead of doing productive things I mostly did YouTube-like things.

But then:::: *cue dramatic music*
I received the mystery package.

My landlord brought a box down to my bedroom and said it had arrived just moments ago in the mail.  It was all taped up with Amazon logo tape, so I was quite confused because I haven't ordered anything from Amazon lately.
The following is what was inside that box::

 

A book full of yummy-sounding vegetarian recipes. :)

 





 

DVDs of The Ring and The Road to El Dorado. :)

 



 

And a whole ton of silly bandz and friendship bracelets. :):)

 

Now the stuff is fairly cool (especially all the bracelets) but I don't know where it came from.

There are two possibilities:

1. Someone hacked my Amazon wishlist and sent me random, medium-priority items from it,

OR

2. I am buying things in my sleep.  O.O

 

If it is #2, then that is SO BAD!!!!

Aahhhh!  How do you break a buying things in your sleep habit?

I dunno, but I sure don't have money for that sort of thing.

 

On the bright side, I have veggie corn dogs for dinner tonight. :D

<3/LJ