Some pizza stuff

Hey, blog readers. :)

Sorry I've been gone for the last few days.. I've been working like a crazy person and sleeping in all my other free time.  Lame, I know.

Since I've just been at work, then work is all I have to talk about.  So here goes:

I really like my job in Bountiful and I work dang hard at it. :)  I have an amazing friend there who we're going to call Platonic Husband (I'll explain the name in a future blog post) and he is a super fantastic individual.
I spend all day making pizza and talking to customers and things like that, which I think is quite fun.  [[[One of these days I'll show all ya'all what I do in a day at work..]]]

Here's some stuff from my pizza life::

Today one of our cooks worked his poor little bottom off in our Friday rush, so he was all tired and stuff.  And anytime someone is tired at a pizza place, it means it's time for the fail whale to come for a visit and make people screw up.
The cook stretched out a pizza and sauced it, but accidentally skipped the cheese and started putting pepperoni in the sauce.  When he finally noticed (he had topped almost half the pizza before that happened) he laughed so much that I managed to snap a picture before he could put up a fight.

 

 

Gross.. those are yucky to fix.

Silly cook.

 

That's all I have to say today, because I'm not interesting.

But I sure hope you have a good weekend. :)

<3/LJ

The Failure of Humanity

Would someone like to explain to me what the world is coming to??

I got friended
On Facebook
By a cat.

For real??
Yeah.

 

Biscuits the cat has had a Facebook since Wednesday (2 days ago!!) and he already has 72 friends.
What a little loserface.

I do think that it's somewhat funny, however definitely a sign of humanity failing. :)

Have a good day.
<3/LJ

I'm turning into a slob :/

Hey blog readers,

I feel like it's morning, because I just woke up.  I don't have class on Friday and didn't have to get up for work until now, so I've been sleeping like it's nobody's business.

I'm turning into a slob.
I'm currently eating fruity pebbles.  And setting the bowl of fruity pebbles on my stomach instead of on my beside table inbetween bites so I can type.
But it's not really a bowl I've been eating out of.  I haven't done dishes in a while because I'm a lazy loser, so I'm eating out of a tupperware container.
And I didn't have any clean spoons so I tried to wash one with dish soap in my bathroom sink.
Bleh..

I found this at my job the other day, and decided to show all ya'all the awesomeness before I washed it off.. so here you go:::

 

I'm gonna go get ready for work, so I'll see all ya'all tomorrow!!

By the way, tomorrow is a VERY special day.. 20 awesome points to whoever guesses what it is!

<3/LJ





A short story

Here is a story for you::::::::

Once upon a time, I typed a blog post in this spot.  Then I looked over it about 30 seconds ago and decided that it was one of the dumbest posts I've ever written, and it was quite pointless.  (Like a dull pencil :D)
So then I deleted all of that and wrote this instead.
The end.

Sorry for sucking at blogging lately.

<3/LJ

Where is my microwave????

Hey world.

I just got home from work, and when I walked downstairs and turned on my light, I noticed that something was horribly wrong with my pathetic excuse for a kitchen.  Being all tired and retarded, it actually took a good 10 or 20 seconds of staring for me to figure it out...

SOMEBODY STOLE MY MICROWAVE.

Seriously??

My microwave sucks.  If I put anything in there that weighs more than a dime, then it won't rotate.  So I have to pause it every 30 seconds or so and turn plates of food the old-fashioned way.
It's also super noisy.
I don't understand what anyone would want with my poor little microwave.

I went into detective mode and tried to look for clues.  No fingerprints, no signs of a struggle, nothing.  That's what I get for cleaning like a freak.

I think my landlords took it.. I'm not sure why they would.  It's 1:00 AM right now, so I'm not gonna wake them up to find out.

Fortuitously, I have breakfast cereal, which requires no microwave.  Unfortuitously, I have Special K Red Berries.  Each time I'm going to eat it, I shake the box a lot so all the strawberries come to the top.  Then after about 1/3 of the box, it's just boring, berry-less cereal and I don't want to eat it anymore.
On the bright side, I opened the box this morning, so were plenty of strawberries left for late-night-dinner tonight.

Work was fun but pretty lame, considering that I wasn't managing tonight but still did all the manager-type stuff while my actual manager (we'll call him The Cardinal) did pretty much nothing.

Things I accomplished tonight::

• Made lots of pizzas
• Cleaned the whole store
• Clocked out drivers
• Other closing-type stuff

Things The Cardinal accomplished tonight::

• Ate dinner
• Counted money

Gahhhhhh...

Oh well.

I'm going door hanging tomorrow with my awesome new friend Wesley James, so that ought to be fun!!
I sure hope I find my microwave before I actually need it...
Sleep tightly. :)
<3/LJ

Shopping fail

I posted a couple hours ago (find it right HERE or possibly below) and told you all how I had no food (and no life) because I'm not at work cooking/eating pizza.  Fortunately, I've gone grocery shopping since then!!!! :D

I wasn't even going to go.. I was actually planning on starving all night just so I could remain lazy, but I discovered a Redbox movie that was a couple days overdue and I was very determined to return it before 9:00 before they could charge me more money.  That's how I ended up at Walmart, buying things I don't need.

Here's what I bought:;:;:

• 2 boxes of cereal
• 1/2 gallon of milk
• Yogurt
• Diet coke and lemonade (not pictured because I didn't feel like carrying them inside)
• Applesauce
• Weird orange Mexican soda (??)
• A chocolate bunny

Wow, that's a shopping fail if I've ever seen one.
I guess the cereal and applesauce and stuff is normal, but I don't even really know why I acquired the orange soda stuff.  Umm.. I don't know.

I think that whenever I go shopping then I go into some sort of magical trance that looks like I got hypnotized by Kaa from The Jungle Book or something.

 

 And then I walk around for a good half hour and add things to my cart, regardless of their relevance.

Today I added wine glasses to my cart.  It took a good three or four minutes for me to realize that,
1) I don't drink wine,
2) I don't have money to spend on wine glasses, and
3) I have absolutely no reason to ever need wine glasses.
So I put those back.
LJ fail.

As for the beautiful chocolate bunny pictured, I have an actual explanation.
Chocolate bunnies are probably my second favorite food in the entire world, right after ice cream.
They're lousy though, because I have to wait all dang year to be able to eat them.  So from February 15 until a week after Easter, I cram those little things down my face like it's nobody's business.
He looks a bit like a horror movie bunny in this picture;;

 

Here's me destroying him!!!  Muah ha ha! >:D

 



He was tasty. :)
If I were not a poor little college student, I'd buy a chocolate bunny for everyone who reads my blog! :)
If I were super duper rich, I'd buy a chocolate bunny for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!! :D:D

Have the best day ever.
<3/LJ

F*#% pizza

So for those of you who don't know, besides being a total nerd who enjoys making pizza for a living, I'm also a super-workaholic.  I just started my new job in Bountiful, and I was hired on as part-time.  Last Saturday I spent the day stressing about how I hadn't accomplished enough that week, but found out later that day that I'd already hit overtime.  So, yeah.

I work freaking tons, which doesn't bother me one little bit.  (I actually really like it.. weird, I know.)  But the lousy part about spending the majority of my awake-hours at work is ALL I EVER EAT IS PIZZA.
Yeah, I'm not freaking kidding you.
Lots of days I don't wake up in time to eat breakfast at my house (or I forget to buy milk.. fml) so I just skip breakfast and eat as soon as I get to work.  Then my day consists of running around like a crazy person and making pizzas for people, and whenever I get a couple minutes I eat even more pizza.  And if that's not enough I sometimes bring pizzas home after work is done.
All that is great because I pretty much never have to go grocery shopping, but it's also pretty gross because I bet I eat more pizza in a month than some people eat in their entire lives.

So today I had the day off.  I was supposed to go to the lousy PRT class that I have on Wednesday nights, but it got canceled and by the time I found out it was too late to get a work shift.  So now I'm just sitting around the house being a loser.

Just a few minutes ago I decided I was hungry, but I don't have much food at home so I was gonna pull myself together well enough to go buy something for dinner.  I didn't know what I wanted, so I turned to my trusted and amazing friend, the internet, for advice.

Google sent me to a sweet little quiz that someone had put together entitled "What Should You Eat For Dinner?"  [[[You can find it by CLICKING RIGHT HERE.]]]
I filled out the quiz, and you wanna know what it said?

 

!@#$%^&* my life.  !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*

 

I'm gonna head out to the grocery store and see what happens, but I'm sure not eating pizza on my night off.

 

That pizza is undertopped. ^^^^  And cut weirdly.  And I'm a nerd.  I know.

 

I owe Ri about a million prizes.. when I stop being so dang lazy I'll give them to her.  And also take care of my blog some more.

 

<3/LJ